I just re-met an old love of mine.

And his name is Space Ghost.

OH. BABY. WORK THAT WAVING HAND OF YOURS. OWN THAT WAVE. WORK THAT...SPACE DO. YOU ARE SO FREAKING HOT.

Whoa, where is this French's commercial sound coming from? Here I was, typing typing typing and all of a sudden-- BAM. All I hear is "Kids! Come get your delicious French's mustarrrrd!~" or something like that. 'Twas weird.

So where was I? Oh yeah. So Space Ghost used to be on Cartoon Network back when it was actually awesome to watch and didn't--

OH MY GRANDMOTHER, WHERE ARE THESE COMMERCIALS COMING FROM?!

Sigh. DIDN'T have stupid shows like Johnny Test and Total Drama Thisshowreallysucks. Everyone misses the shows like Dexter's Lab and Powerpuff Girls and everything else by Craig McCracken. That dude had it goin' on.

Back to Space Ghost. As sexy as he is, he still knows who the REAL star was of that show.



No no, not Moltar. The one on the left. With the lobster on his head. Yeeeaaaaaahhhh buddy! Dude, Brak was crazy insane and you all should realize that. Okay, here's how I set down the lines:

Space Ghost: Sexy sexy superhero dude
Brak: Comic relief x43782658247G84392748392758LK3268073
Zorak: The grumpy angry sidekick that can play a good tune when needed.
Moltar: The tough evil nemesis that you KNOW secretly frolics in flowery meadows with unicorns.


Yeah yeah, I know what you guys who remember the REAL show are thinking. "What about his two REAL sidekick and that stupid monkey?" They're no fun and they should just be forgotten about. You know you love Brak and his Italian language lessons about eggplants in your moustache.

Brak: "La porta e fatta di zuppa. - The door is made of soup."

Zorak: "Sei di tek - Block head!
Treditore - TRAITOR!
Serpente - SNAKE!
Biscottino! - COOKIE!"





Until next time.~