Monday, March 15, 2010

Dear rainbow sherbet, I love you.

Because I'm obese.
Well, at least my laundry's finally getting done. My clothes have needed a good washin' for quite some time now.


Of course, none of you needed to know that. I'm so awkward. :D

So yeah. I'm sitting here with a bowl of rainbow sherbet because I needed something frozen and fruity, and lo and behold. Sherbet in the freezer. Lucky me.~

Of course, Neapolitan Soup can't be beat, but the time does NOT call for Neapolitan Soup. Yet.

I think this post is pretty much pointless. Not much to really discuss here, besides me having a Knight. A Knight who Says NI! Did I ever mention that before? Yeah, I went to a Monster-con and they had nifty Monty Python things there, and he was just calling out to me. They also had a tiny Doctor Octogonapus action figure thing, but I was like, "Hun, y'all can't shoop yo' woop. Get outta mah face."

Yes, I was a sassy fat black woman. That was a very necessary time for it, especially since there were no other sassy fat black women around. And I felt not racist.

There were also some colorful dreadlock pigtail extension thingies that looked SO awesome (or at least they would've looked awesome if they weren't $75. D:) I wanted them, but nah. Some other time when I win the lottery or something.

One more thing. I might be getting a REAL monocle. And if I'm lucky, I can get an awesome shirt THAT COMES WITH A FREE MUSTACHE. FREE. IS THAT WIN OR IS THAT WIN? So minus a sexy top hat, I would be the fanciest person in ALL of New Jersey. And everyone will be like, "Aw, man. Just look at the level of fanciness! I surely just can't handle LOOKING in her general direction! I'm not WORTHY to look at anything SO FANCY!"

And I will be made of win. So. MUCH. Win.






M'kay, that's pretty much it.

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