Great day, awkward walk home.

Well. Leia convinced me to go to my dad's and make brownies which surprisingly had caramel and CALIFORNIA WALNUTS in them. That, my dear, I was not expecting. So when I go back on Friday, I has to make Luhluhluhluh some nuggets. Made of chicken. Unfortunately, they are not dinosaur-shaped.

Anyways. So I had to walk home before my dad got home because it's still my mom's week. (Bleckh.) And I took the Black Horse Pike way. I passed by a lot of creepy things, and I was pretty weirded out. By that old run-down inn place, some middle-aged Hindu guy was riding a bicycle and coughing obnoxiously ALL while staring at me. When I got around Wawa, some idiot dad was holding his 4-year-old son (or so it looked like) and ran across the pike at a very dangerous spot. Stupid STUPID people.

But I must say the most awkward part (OF COURSE) was when I was passing by the old porn shop/strip club place. Three cars started to drive out while I was walking past the exit. But there was this one truck who was driving and then his tailpipe did a complete derp and was just like...dragging behind the car and made an ugly screechy noise as it drug on the concrete. But I kept walking because I just wanted to get out of there. It was just really REALLY weird.

Audubon Park was even creepier than usual. The first thing that I notice when I walk into the main entrance is this really old fat...man, I think, I didn't even know. But it was just some super-pedo-looking person. And he was just standing there. Staring at the tiny preschool playground. Even though it had a fence and everything so the kids were safe, he was just...STARING at them. And then he hurried away once he noticed me walking by. And then finally when I got onto my mom's street, (this part isn't that bad.) some guy I didn't know, but he gave off this vibe like he thought he was so cool. With his sunglasses and his spiky hair and open blue and white pinstripe with a white t-shirt underneath. He was like, "Dude. That girl's wearing a Yes shirt. I love it." So of course I thank him and his other friend, WHAT a smart-ass commented "I bet she doesn't even know who Yes is! Bah." So I got my sass on and was all, "Oh, hunny. I saw them at the Tower theater and it was a disappointment because Jon Anderson wasn't there." In my head I was thinking "SHUT CHO' MOUTH, GREASEBALL." And the cool guy was like, "Yeah. Who were they touring with?" I told them Asia. And apparently the cool guy didn't like Asia. And out of nowhere, he just snickers and says, "You're Kyle's sister...arentcha?" I nodded and did an eyeroll in my mind, then they were just quiet and I turned around and kept walking to my mom's house.

Really weird walk home, I must say. And I'm still in shock that Colonel Sanders was a real person. Was he in the army or something? o.o