Stranger: maybe in 2012 there will be repeat of the great depression
Stranger: but, there is so much hype about 2012 now that it will probably be the most uneventful year ever.
You: So uneventful that people will just stop their lives completely.
You: Or maybe that's a bit too overdramatic...
Stranger: haha, it's a possibility. maybe, the conspiracy of the end of the world will paralyze people into beocming hermits and staying inside all day.
Stranger: that would be so good
Stranger: i could easily become a hermit
You: I kind of am one already
You: Well...I would be one if I still had school and stuff...but most of the time I'm inside
You: I mean if I didn't have school
You: Wow, I suck.
Stranger: hahah. well i'm still in school, so sadly, i have to get out of the house often. haha.
You: Same here. That's what I meant
Stranger: i come home some days, to notes left by the parentals; 'pleease do somethign social today'
Stranger: or soemthign like that
Stranger: haha
You: I don't talk to my parents that much
You: They just bother me.
You: And tell me that I should do something with my life.
Stranger: ahh i know that too well.
Stranger: mother dearest wants to know everything baout my life
Stranger: and gets frustrated when i don't go into minute detial.
Stranger: detail*
You: UGH, I know exactly how you feel.
You: This is why I stay away from my parents.
Stranger: i tryyy. but, i live in a small town. and word always gets around about my whereabouts, who i'm with.
Stranger: gahhh
You: Small towns really suck.
You: Sometimes it's nice to be hated by most everyone because then you never get tangled up in everyone's crappy useles drama.
Stranger: good god. you sound like me!
Stranger: and you then can focus really on the thigns you want too, without having to worry about other peoples feelings and shite
You: Maybe we're like...twins separated at birth or something.
Stranger: that'd be so cool.
Stranger: i want a twin!
You: I've always wanted a twin, too. Weird.
Stranger: twins can be telepathic too, that's freaking sweet. but then, you'd never be alone. oh god, so many down points!
Stranger: haha
You: Not being alone isn't all that bad
You: Then you don't have to talk to yourself.
You: Well...actually in my situation, I wouldn't be talking to a cat.
You: I might be a bit crazy, not sure yet though
Stranger: hahah, a cat?! that's so cool.
Stranger: it is good to be partially insane
Stranger: i am
Stranger: hahah
You: I'm glad someone agrees
Stranger: well at least i like to think i am
You: Right now, my cat is sleeping so she's being quite boring.
Stranger: naww. haha, i have a dog laying around somewhere, but he's a great dane, and if i wake him up, he'll attempt to sit on me.
Stranger: not good considering he's bigger then me
You: I always wanted a sheep dog.
You: But my dad's allergic to dogs
Stranger: damn parents! just get a gazillion when you leave. i asked mum if i could have a pet snake,, it didn't go down too well
You: What about something harmless like a garter snake or something?
Stranger: yeah, well mother has an intense fear of snakes. haha
Stranger: so,,my chances are slim
Stranger: haha
You: Ah, that sucks.
You: I don't think my mom would really approve of a snake at first, but only because she doesn't like spending money.
You: What a surprise.
Stranger: gahh, my computer is screwing up
Stranger: i think all mums are like that
Stranger: but they spend money on themselves
You: I think it's women, really. I hate to be sexist...but most women are just dazzled by thing and then buy things impulsively.
You: If impulsively is a real word...
Stranger: well... i don't think i do that hah.
Stranger: i'm reserved with money
You: That's why I say most.
You: Not all women, but just most.
Stranger: but, i'm just queer in general. i can't actually remember wht the last thingi bought was.
You: I don't really like to buy many things either. Yet again, I never have money so I can't buy things anyway
Stranger: i am forced to save any money earn. but it doens't really bother me. but, i have a thing for scarves. i have that many it's nto funny
You: Meh, I'm not much of a collector of things. Maybe Vitamin Water wrappers for some odd reason, but that's it. Though the product kind of tastes terrible.
Stranger: the worst drink, ever created is coke.
Stranger: i can't stand it
Stranger: so horrible
Stranger: the taste makes me feel light headed.
You: I hate coke. Actually, Pepsi as well.
You: To me, they taste the same
You: Which is awful.
Stranger: it's so bad. the only one i can drink is mountain dew. but even then not much of it.
You: Apparently Mountain Dew has a really high level of some sort of acid or something
You: So I wouldn't recommend it
Stranger: oh woah really? niiiice.
Stranger: i had to research white bread, adn that scared me.
Stranger: it's so bad
You: Oh boy.
Stranger: and disgusting
You: See what America's doing to the world?
You: Practically killing it
Stranger: australia is helping!
Stranger: australia, lacks any form of culture. at least america has a path, australia jsut copies!
You: So Australia is a copy of a copy? Because America also kind of sucks the culture out of everything. The only thing I can think of that's truly "American original" is baseball and apple pie. And childhood obesity.
Stranger: apple pie... i swear that came from germany. or some other european country.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: well australia has kangaroos
Stranger: and our horrible accent 'g'day mate'
Stranger: so bad.
You: And Steve Irwin?
You: Everyone here was so traumatized when he died and everyone was all like "I LOVE AUSTRALIA NOW"
Stranger: haha! stupid conformists.
Stranger: will love anything they're told to love
Stranger: everyone in general that is
You: Yup.
You: It's sad.
Stranger: and now, mysterious twin from america who talks like me, i must bid oyu farewell
Stranger: it's like, 3am here and my head is destroying me
You: It's been an honor talking to you
Stranger: indeed it has!
You: I hope you feel better in the morning
You: Or...later in the morning.
Stranger: either one. haha. and yes, i hope you succeed in your quest to find out the meaning of life.
You: Thanks. Maybe our paths will cross sometime again in life.
Stranger: if that happens, then i'll have no idea what to believe anymore.
haha
Stranger: ciao!! :D
You: Goodnight.~
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