Oh, Mrs. McWenchy...

So I was watching the Chronicles of Narnia (the first one, although I don’t think the second one is all that bad) at the beginning. And when they first get to the professor’s house, the uptight ol’ wench Mrs. McCreedy was just like “AY YO, KIDS. I’M IRISH SO DON’T BE TOUCHIN’ ANY OF THIS STUFF HURR. OR THAR. ISS NOT YOURS.” She was sassy in a very angry-old-woman way. I can’t even call her a lady because she’s just….she makes me SO mad for no reason.

On the other foot, Mr. Tumbles is pretty flipping amazing, if I do say so myself. I don’t know what it is about fawns, they just make me fawn over them. (LAME PUN LULZ) So don’t you be coming up to me being all “dude. Tumpkins TOTALLY tried to kidnap Lucy. He’s on the baaaad side.” No. Obviously you haven’t been paying attention to the movie. He’s obviously under peer pressure. And besides, he tends to Lucy and her needs when she’s queen at the end. And no, it’s not just because she’s got power now, it’s because he’s a good friend and he believes in A FREE NARNIA. Get it straight.

I keep forgetting Santa shows up in Narnia. And it really makes me wonder, since he’s not dressed up like the American Santa looks like, does Santa look different in other countries? And I mean real countries like Germany and Switzerland. Because I don’t think that all of the world can only believe in ONE Santa. That’s just straight-up cockamamie.

If I were to compare Narnia to Star Trek, I think Lucy would be Chekhov (the baby), Edmund would be someone like Charlie, just an angsty teenage boy that nobody loves, Peter would probably have to be Kirk because he’s the leader and whatnot (although their personalities aren’t really alike at all. :/) and Susan. Oh, Susan is Spock. Undoubted. It’s so obvious that if you don’t see it, you must be missing half your brain or something. For srs.

One last note. Narnia probably has one of the best soundtracks of all time, and it’s not just because Imogen Heap is in it. As much as I love her, it’s also the fact that I looooove nerd-magic movie music. Lord of the Rings, Narnia, Bridge to Terabithia, and my hair is falling out again….I am frown.